nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
retroberry: WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS
shercockandmycrotch: ctwolstenbeast: in norway we don’t say “i love you” we say “jeg elsker deg” which translates to “i love you” i think that’s very beautiful
bilbutt-baggins: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi? This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
tweenking: Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
tarzanekingoffemales: Do NOT drive through Boston or take the subway right now. The emergency radio is buzzing with more possible bombs. Please spread this everywhere you can to let your friends and family members know. It could save a life.
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
jenniferlawrences: let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative